ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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