I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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