Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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