just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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