I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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