yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
