If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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