think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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