Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
