Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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