I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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