butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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