i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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