what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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