whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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