How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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