Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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