Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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