at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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