Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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