Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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