there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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