I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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