Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
