I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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