Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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