How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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