Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
