Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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