But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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