im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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