guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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