I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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