nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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