Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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