Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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