So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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