On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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