i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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