Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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