we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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