Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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