Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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