yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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