Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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