She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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