AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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