Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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