i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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