Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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