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(916): View more from California

I hate ducks.

(916): View more from California

What?

(916): View more from California

they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.

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