I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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