"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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