windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
