And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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