i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
