This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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