I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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